Bingo Avoider Mugs

"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Bingo night.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

James Bond: The Cutback Years

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'

Conference Bingo

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Life bingo

"Never bring a dog inside named 'Bingo'."

"At one point last month, while doing a crossword puzzle, a full five minutes went by where I didn't think about Bingo!. . . This sign ought to take care of that!"

"Baldo, I'm walking to the church...it's bingo night!"

"This truly is the season of miracles!"

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"