"Yob culture has a lot to answer for - he's been binge drinking on sherry."
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Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."
Tunnel of TV
Couch and Potato
'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'
"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"
'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.
"In da house"
"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"
I see he's still "working" from home.
"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."
'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'
Join me in a beer?
"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."
E-Z Livin'
'It's just a casual job for the summer.'
'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'
"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."
'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'
"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."
"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"
"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."
"It's £50 for something that will drive me wild with passion or £25 for something that will get him to leave you alone so you can binge watch Netflix."
"Chicken 'Laissez-faire'?"
Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.
End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.
Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.
"Why not admit that we need a television with a bigger screen?"
'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'
Netflix Award Show
"I'm worried about him, he's been binge hate-watching for three straight days, now!"
Today's Special: Escargot Appetizer
"Combination No. 5--no MSG."
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