Binge Drinking Enthusiast Pillows

'I've always allowed 24hour drinking here...'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

We'll have Manhattans...

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

TV-Man

Beers

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Shaken not stirred

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"