Binge-watching Buff Pillows

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Couch and Potato

"In da house"

"Why not admit that we need a television with a bigger screen?"

'My summer vacation viewing, by Edward Ramsey.'

"It's almost here! What am I going to do? So many new people! So many new friends! So many new relationships to make!"

"He's been binge watching TV shows. More people are ordering gifts online, so he's anticipating less work this Christmas."

Autobiography changed to "People off the telly"

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

100 best beheadings

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Homo Zapiens

Tunnel of TV

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Goal!"

Succession 2

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

A couple decides what to watch.

"What would you like to watch again?"

How the goat got square eyes.