Binge Drinking Satire Mugs

"Yob culture has a lot to answer for - he's been binge drinking on sherry."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Tunnel of TV

Couch and Potato

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"In da house"

I see he's still "working" from home.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Join me in a beer?

E-Z Livin'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"Chicken 'Laissez-faire'?"

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"Why not admit that we need a television with a bigger screen?"

Netflix Award Show

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

Today's Special: Escargot Appetizer

"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"