Binge-watcher Irony Mugs

Must Flee TV

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Goal!"

Succession 2

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Tunnel of TV

100 best beheadings

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Homo Zapiens

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Lost Season

How the goat got square eyes.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"