Bill-phobic Humorist Gifts

Searching for a gift that suits a bill-phobic humorist's quirky personality? Find clever, laugh-out-loud items perfect for those who humorously dodge invoices and enjoy lighthearted takes on financial fears. Our collection offers a range of fun and witty products that embrace their playful spirit and unique sense of humor, making your gift truly memorable.

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'I must warn you; reading your bill may cause heart palpitations,cold sweat,stomach cramps,nausea...'

'I must warn you; reading your bill may cause heart palpitations,cold sweat,stomach cramps,nausea...' mockup

'I must warn you; reading your bill may cause heart palpitations,cold sweat,stomach cramps,nausea...'

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"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!" mockup

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

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Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

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Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide mockup

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

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Yes, they are all dependants."

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"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!" mockup

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

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"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000." mockup

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

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"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny." mockup

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

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'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?' mockup

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

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"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96." mockup

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

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'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.' mockup

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

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Budget reaction.

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'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.' mockup

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

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Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach. mockup

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

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"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits." mockup

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

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Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

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"I charge by the grain."

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'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...' mockup

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

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"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?" mockup

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

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'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.' mockup

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

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"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines." mockup

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

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'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!' mockup

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

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'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.' mockup

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

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Would you like a tissue - they're 24p plus VAT.

Would you like a tissue - they're 24p plus VAT. mockup

Would you like a tissue - they're 24p plus VAT.

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Budget Opticians.

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"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'." mockup

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

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"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time." mockup

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

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'The businessman's lunch is just like the regular lunch, sir, except that it's more heavily taxed.'

'The businessman's lunch is just like the regular lunch, sir, except that it's more heavily taxed.' mockup

'The businessman's lunch is just like the regular lunch, sir, except that it's more heavily taxed.'

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"Our property taxes went up agian." mockup

"Our property taxes went up agian."

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'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.' mockup

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

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Bill-phobic Humorist Gifts Collection

Bill-phobic Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for bill-phobic humorists and add a humorous touch to their daily routine.

Bill-phobic Humorist Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows that bring a lighthearted vibe to any living space, perfect for those who love a good laugh about bills.

Bill-phobic Humorist Prints

Discover amusing prints that celebrate financial fears with a comedic twist, ideal for decorating and sparking conversations.

Bill-phobic Humorist T-Shirts

Browse our range of witty t-shirts crafted for those who enjoy poking fun at their bill-phobia with clever designs.