Bill Breaker Gifts

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

A huge tongue pokes through a letterbox.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Pole Vault Rules

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

No early morning tea past this landing

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Lab safety Rule No. 1