Biking Avoider Pillows

Add some humor to their space with pillows that poke fun at a biking avoider’s lifestyle. Cozy, funny, and perfect for any seating area that loves a lighthearted touch.

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'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

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Good News about winter

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'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.' mockup

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

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Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race mockup

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

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Crowded Ice Fishing

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Touring Cyclist

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Directions: Call a smart friend.

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"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?" mockup

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

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'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!' mockup

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

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No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

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"You need to lose 20 cable channels." mockup

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car. mockup

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

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"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license." mockup

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

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"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

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'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.' mockup

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

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'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.' mockup

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

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'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.' mockup

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

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"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?" mockup

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

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'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!' mockup

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

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A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways. mockup

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

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"Will I still be able to not exercise?" mockup

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

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'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted' mockup

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

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Altar Ego

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"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?" mockup

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

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'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.' mockup

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

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'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.' mockup

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

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"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat." mockup

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today." mockup

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

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'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?' mockup

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

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After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content! mockup

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

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'Wow... What did you use for bait?' mockup

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

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Stop Global Warming

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The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote. mockup

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

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Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists. mockup

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

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Biking Avoider Pillows Collection

Biking Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the biking avoider’s unique humor. Perfect for daily coffee or tea, these mugs add a smile to every sip.

Biking Avoider Prints

Browse our wall art prints that capture the humor of avoiding bikes. Brighten their space with witty designs that make a statement.

Biking Avoider T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that humorously highlight the biking avoider’s stance. Great for casual outings, these tees showcase their playful attitude towards cycling.