Biking Avoider T-Shirts

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

Good News about winter

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Crowded Ice Fishing

Touring Cyclist

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Altar Ego

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Stop Global Warming

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.