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'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Keep Fit.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Aerobics Class.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'