Biker With A Golden Heart Pillows

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Dairy Devil

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Double Bike

9 To 5 Tattoo.

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

At the Old Bikers' Home

'I just go where the bike takes me.'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"For goodness sake, dear, it's only an electric bicycle."

Hells singles

Christian Motorcyclists Association

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Whale on a motorbike

'Well how about that? Lady Godiva got herself a Harley!'

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

Taking your bike to the moon.

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

'After Fred dreamed of Linda he felt as though he'd cheated on his motorcycle.'