Biker At Heart Pillows

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

Hells singles

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Well how about that? Lady Godiva got herself a Harley!'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Altar Ego

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

Absurd motorbike

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You had me at hell."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'