Biker Spirit Pillows

Old biker with a zimmer frame.

Trike lowrider

Bad Dog

Born to be Wild

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'I used to be married but now I just have a motorcycle.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Brothers Grime

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Dairy Devil

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Teenage Shakespeare

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Dog Teenagers

1 2 3

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Edinson Cavani

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Well, did you win or what?'