Biker Soul Pillows

'I just go where the bike takes me.'

Dog in Daisys

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'It's baseball season!'

Cheerleaders

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Dairy Devil

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

The King Of L.A.

Revenuers will be shot.

Tank Tightrope

Bad Dog

Born to be Wild

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

9 To 5 Tattoo.

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Biking Granny.

"Good arm."

Motorcycle Faith Healer

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

Trike lowrider

Hells singles

"Wild rice Krispy treat."