Heavenly Cyclist Pillows

'Cycle Rack'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Cherub on a cloud

Give Way To Cyclists

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Double Bike

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Damned tourists.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Sudden death?'

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

Photograph from Heaven.

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

Bike

Heavenly Tennis.

'And did you pack that yourself'

Golfers' Heaven

"Athletic scholarship."

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Golf Sale

'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'

'Heulluva Mark.'

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

'Cow Stabilizers'.

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."