Heavenly Cyclist Mugs

'Cycle Rack'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Cherub on a cloud

Give Way To Cyclists

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Double Bike

'Damned tourists.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Sudden death?'

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

Photograph from Heaven.

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

'And did you pack that yourself'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

Heavenly Tennis.

Golfers' Heaven

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

"Athletic scholarship."

Bike

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

Golf Sale

'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'Cow Stabilizers'.

Golfing Gods.

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'