Biker Craft Aficionados Gifts

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"She's a natural!"

Kiwi Ingenuity

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You had me at hell."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Uneasy Rider

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

'You just continue to grow.'

Waco violence

The not so easy rider...