Biker Craft Aficionados Prints

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"She's a natural!"

Kiwi Ingenuity

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Waco violence

The not so easy rider...

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'