Bike-to-work Warrior Gifts

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, can we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Touring Cyclist

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Time Out For Teddy

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'He's under office-arrest.'

Musical Bicycle.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

Gymnast's Commute

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

International House of Paperwork

State of Work...State of Marriage

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'He just had a near-work experience.'

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."