Cycle-to-office Enthusiasts Gifts

Bicycle

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Touring Cyclist

You had me at vintage.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Musical Bicycle.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Bus for Giraffes.

Road work next 15 years.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Heavy Workload

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Hitching a lift

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

Sons Of Recumbency

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, can we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

Man on bike

"It makes the commute that much easier."

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Nutcracker going home

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.