Bike Mechanic Humorist T-Shirts

'My bike's got a flat tyre.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

Clown Bike Rack

Christian Motorcyclists Association

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

Babe hits for the cycle.

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.