Bike Mechanic Humorist Mugs

'My bike's got a flat tyre.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Tattoos sagging with time

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."