Bike Devotee Pillows

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

You had me at vintage.

French Early Bird

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Cat and Dog Bike

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Green Bike

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.