Bike Devotee Mugs

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

You had me at vintage.

French Early Bird

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Cat and Dog Bike

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Chris Froome

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Superman Going On Vacation.

Baby in Bike Basket

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"You had me at hell."

Green Bike

Uneasy Rider

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.