Bike Bandit Fan Pillows

Tree Thief

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Cyclist Flamingoes

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

HEY!

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

The headless moped driver

"Need any electricity generated?"

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Jump Stop

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

Fish riding penny-farthing.

"On second thought, Hillary did seem a lot smarter."

Newton discovers gravel...

Motorbike

Taking your bike to the moon.