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Tree Thief

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

HEY!

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

The evolution of triathletes.

F& E Bicycle Shop. New - Used - Repairs. No Peddlers Allowed. Maybe you should change that to "No Solicitors."

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

The headless moped driver

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

"Need any electricity generated?"

Tour de France champ François Faber

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

Jump Stop

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

Fish riding penny-farthing.

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"On second thought, Hillary did seem a lot smarter."

Newton discovers gravel...

Motorbike

Taking your bike to the moon.