Bifrost Believer Gifts

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Dustbin monster.

The Best Laid Plans

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

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'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Got any new monster trucks?"