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Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Dustbin monster.

The Best Laid Plans

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

Big Boy Foot

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

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"Got any new monster trucks?"

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'