Bicycle Hobbyist Gifts

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Chris Froome

Superman Going On Vacation.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"You had me at hell."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Green Bike

Uneasy Rider

Santa Harley

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'