Bicycle Hobbyist Gifts

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Cat and Dog Bike

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Uneasy Rider

Green Bike

"You had me at hell."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be