Bicep Curl Comic Pillows

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'That's our mission statement.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Hairstyles

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

Al, The Go-From Guy

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

Olympics create interest in curling.

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

Curling Rocks!

"My client demands a jury trial."

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'Clearly my client would be slim, healthy and attractive if MacBurger had adequately warned him of the dangers of eating every scrap of food in their restaurant.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'