Bicep Show-off Pillows

A boy boasting of his strength

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

King of the Swingers.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"I quit."

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

Boy and horse rider

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

Skateboarding peacock.

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

National Upstagers Society

Golden Violinist

"Can I have your autograph?"

'Go around the park just one more time.'

'No, I left the price on to impress the neighbours.'