Bicep Enthusiast Pillows

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Body Building

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Bike Wash

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"