Bicep Builder Pillows

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Muscles

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

Bench Press Accident

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

We have a dream....

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Battery lifting weights

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Important Muscles.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Hero of the Beach?

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Building a gingerbread house

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"