Hair Care Comic Fan Pillows

"No, I'm sure you had hair when we were driving over here. Curly kind of hair."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Missing my hair.

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

GURLERS

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

Today's Rapunzel

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Wash and Go...to hell...

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Just even it out."

"Center parting please."