Hair Care Comic Fan Pillows

"No, I'm sure you had hair when we were driving over here. Curly kind of hair."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Missing my hair.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Moses gives his wife split ends

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

GURLERS

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Just even it out."

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"Center parting please."

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Today's Rapunzel

Wash and Go...to hell...