Haircare Jokester Pillows

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in regaine!!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Centurion in a Shower

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Whale Pattern Balding,

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"Just take a little off the top!"

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

Fake hair.

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."