Haircare Jokester Pillows

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in regaine!!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Centurion in a Shower

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Just take a little off the top!"

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

Hairdryer Hurricane

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

Fake hair.

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."