Haircare Jokers Pillows

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Centurion in a Shower

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Just take a little off the top!"

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Fake hair.