Haircare Jokers Mugs

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Centurion in a Shower

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Just take a little off the top!"

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

Fake hair.