Haircare Jokesters Mugs

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'