Haircare Jokesters Mugs

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Centurion in a Shower

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."