'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'
Biblio-apocalypse Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a biblio-apocalypse enthusiast? Celebrate their love for books and the thrill of post-apocalyptic tales with creative, humorous, and thought-provoking items. Whether they’re into dystopian classics or survival stories, these gifts merge literature and the end of the world in a playful way. Ideal for readers, writers, or anyone who enjoys exploring the limits of imagination against a backdrop of chaos. Brighten their collection with something that truly speaks to their passions, offering both wit and warmth.
"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."
"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."
65 Million Years Ago
"Time for bed, guys."
'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'
"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
Tuesday, 2022
Book Thief in True Crime Department
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.
Pranking Zombies
End Of The World - Business Edition
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
Reading in the rain.
'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'
The End is Near art gallery opening.
doom.com
"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"
End of world nigh!!!
When a nanosecond is forever.
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
Doomsday marketing
How to survive the coming crash.
New York Gondolier
The Future
'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'
Meet Thy Doom
Biblio-apocalypse Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Biblio-apocalypse Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that speak to the biblio-apocalypse enthusiast. Find witty, dystopian-themed designs perfect for their morning brew.
Biblio-apocalypse Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our pillows with dystopian and literary motifs. Great for creating a cozy reading nook for the apocalypse-ready bibliophile.
Biblio-apocalypse Enthusiast Prints
Discover stunning art prints that celebrate the chaos and beauty of post-apocalyptic literature. Perfect for decorating the walls of any book lover’s space.
Biblio-apocalypse Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts featuring clever and apocalyptic book-themed designs. Ideal for any literary adventurer ready to face the end times in style.