Biblio-apocalypse Enthusiast Mugs

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tuesday, 2022

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Pranking Zombies

End Of The World - Business Edition

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Reading in the rain.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

End of world nigh!!!

When a nanosecond is forever.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Doomsday marketing

How to survive the coming crash.

New York Gondolier

The Future

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Meet Thy Doom