Biblical Phrase Fan Pillows

The meek shall inherit the earth - whatever's left of it.

Campaign for Plain English

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Ghostwriting the Bible

'It's not for myself, you understand."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

The Da Vinci Cod

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Wow, what a DILF."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

First O.M.G. church.

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Rembrandt's Selfies

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Atlasyphus.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Spaghetti Mummy

'Bone appetit!'

Lost to antiquity.

'Damn copier broke down again!'

Thomas Wyatt

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"I can't see it lasting!"

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies