Biblical Jokesters Pillows

"No! It's lo! (as in behold) - not lol Laughing Out Loud!"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

Garden of Eden and scrumping