Biblical Comics Fan Pillows

'Of course they haven't been tested on animals!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Sistine Selfie

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Joseph and his coat

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"He changed water into wine!"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

The Exobus

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Self raising Lazarus.