Bible Comic Fan Pillows

In his humanity, he may have suffered from 'allerjesus'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Sistine Selfie

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"He changed water into wine!"

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

The Exobus

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'