Bible Comic Fan Prints

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Sistine Selfie

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"He changed water into wine!"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."