Christian Comic Lover Pillows

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Zeus's Caddy