Biannual Talks Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of biannual talks? Our collection of cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints offers a humorous and thoughtful way to honor these important gatherings. Perfect for anyone involved in organizing, attending, or enthusiastic about the rhythm of twice-yearly discussions.

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'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!' mockup

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

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'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!' mockup

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

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The interested bystanders.

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'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?' mockup

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

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"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back." mockup

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

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'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think' mockup

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

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'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.' mockup

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

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"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus." mockup

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

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I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there... mockup

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

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"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!" mockup

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

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'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.' mockup

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

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'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.' mockup

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

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'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!' mockup

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

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Conference Pears

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better! mockup

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

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"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise." mockup

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

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'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?' mockup

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

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'And in conclusion.'

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"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone." mockup

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

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People who work-from-home, annual get together.

People who work-from-home, annual get together. mockup

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

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'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?' mockup

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

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Anton's Bar and Grill

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Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Is that one of those wafer thin computers? mockup

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

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Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner. mockup

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

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Communication Breakdowns

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Chaos Theory Conference.

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'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.' mockup

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

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'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.' mockup

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

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'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,' mockup

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

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"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour." mockup

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

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"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there." mockup

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

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". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'" mockup

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

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Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper, mockup

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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Biannual Talks Gifts Collection

Biannual Talks Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating biannual talks—witty, charming, and perfect for coffee breaks during those important conversations.

Biannual Talks Pillows

Bring comfort and a fun reminder of biannual talks with pillows designed with clever, conversation-themed prints.

Biannual Talks Prints

Decorate your workspace with prints that honor the tradition of biannual talks—ideal for inspiring dialogue and adding personality to your office walls.

Biannual Talks T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that humorously highlight the twice-yearly rhythm of important discussions and meetings.