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"Gracie, will you be my BFF?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Ancient Racing

The one that got away

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

New York Netherworld

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Dolphin

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Jumble Sale

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."