Beyond The Obvious Gifts

Truth

Worry tank

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

BLESS YOU

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Think outside the box!

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Young British Artists.

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Khan Hunt

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"We found this in your brain."

"Nail... nail... nail..."

"Why, sir, I'm beginning to think you don't value my creativity!"

Bird draws a snake.

"Would it kill you to put on something nice when I summon you from the dead?"

"I'm looking for justice."

'Professor Wilkins obviously doesn't understand my creative side.'

Cow-in-a-Can!

'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'

'There're hideous aren't they?'

Think Differently

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'

End of Life Counselling